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  • Fang (he/they in English - hij/hem in het Nederlands aub)
  • trans & queer (bi/grey-ace)
  • biracial (Indonesian/Dutch)
  • fair warning: i suck at small talk and socializing with new people so if u want to message me i hope it’s about one of my special interests bc i will sound like an AI pretending to be a human otherwise (it’s the autism)
  • this blog is mostly my personal scrapbook for elder scrolls, cats, memes and other things that worm their way inside my brain. other sideblogs are:
  • @asprucedoor for minecraft
  • @hurlockalpha for dragon age
  • @outsiderscrookedcock for dishonored
  • i have a kpop blog too but i’ll spare you that one
  • I also don’t rly check my notifs that often so I’m sorry if you tagged me in something and I don’t see it. I will… eventually (it’s the adhd)
  • if you don’t tag posts for spoilers or things i’m sensitive to i will probably unfollow you (either for a while or permanently - nothing personal)
  • on that note: if i missed tagging something (either spoiler or tw) you can let me know and i’ll fix it. i try to tag any non work safe things but i dont tag things like sex jokes or swearing bc that’s part of my personality lmao
  • i block liberally and and you should too. if i don’t wanna see it i don’t wanna see it
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flamangotango
chrisdornerfanclub

I don’t think you can fully understand transmisogyny without understanding how it’s weaponized against cis Black women.

chrisdornerfanclub

When you find a transmisogynist you’ve found a racist who will use their ideals of the “normative female body” to demean and denigrate Black women. For years it was a popular right wing rumor/conspiracy/dick move to refer to Michelle Obama as a “tranny” and more recently sports organizations have repeatedly excluded cis Black women for not having “normative” hormone levels. Transmisogyny and antiblackness go hand in hand.

transphobia transmisogny anti black racism racism misogynoir these jokes are as old as i am i can remember clearly ppl mocking black women in sports w the word tr*nny when i was still a child
darksteeltalons
alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

human-south-of-north-pole

MOON LANDING DAY IS THURSDAY!

happy moon landing day! space luna
darksteeltalons
chroniccoolness

ocd is not fucking destigmatized

chroniccoolness

"intrusive thought" gets thrown around by assholes talking about putting strainers on their heads or stepping on a leaf who in the next sentence will say "if your thoughts are about actually hurting people they should put you in a psych ward". compulsions and rituals get seen as proof you're "crazy". ocd insight CAN be delusional, even. pocd and sexual ocd is especially demonized, though even something as "harmless" (to others. not *us*) as contamination OCD is still mocked, belittled, and seen as a sign something is fundamentally wrong with you. I have seen people twice my age advocate for violence against anyone who thinks the way I've been forced by my mental illness to think since i was 6, maybe 7 years old.

OCD is not destigmatized.

ocd ableism
notpietromaximoff

writing smut like

thisiswhymomworries

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

3tno

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

thisiswhymomworries

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

the-haiku-bot

tier 3 (clinical,

too formal, but not cheesy):

groin, penis, phallus

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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PENIS HAIKU but also yogurt???? 🤢 yeast infection images pls dont p..piss weasle