(Source: trulyquotable)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30
first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr
Friendly reminder that it doesn’t matter if you’re wearing a $300 Angelic Pretty dress or a $27 bodyline one, strangers who see you think that you look equally batshit crazy ✿◕‿◕✿
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.